SOE Hates Conjurors=(
A picture says a thousand words, and this screenshot pretty much sums up how SOE seems to feel about conjurors! Yes, folks that is indeed the rear end of the Earthern Avatar, the T8 tank pet. In the words of my four year old, “Mama! Your pet has a real live booty!” It seems that once again conjurors are the butt of all the mage jokes (pun intended). We seem to be at the rear end of class list time after time, and each and every expansion we get the shaft…
Conjurors for some reason are the black sheep of the mage family, we are the red headed step child! The dev team seemingly hates us! Perhaps no one on the team has a conjuror, or at least one high enough level to matter. Give this guy some shorts! I think he would have looked better green as well, although I think someone has stolen all the cool colors from the artist’s crayon box, and left them with only brown, grey, black, and a sort of greyish green, but that is another blog entirely. This guy isn’t as bad as it could be, hey we could still be stuck with that dumb ass lizard! He also looks much better at master 1-
If the booty isn’t bad enough it gets worse! Take a look at our new scout pet-
Oh, I know what you are thinking, you are thinking that they didn’t change it at all, and you are mostly right, but look a bit closer. That’s right, he is different! He has a headband! He is now a monk! Woot! Scout ninja ftw! Oh wait, that’s right… Monks are not scouts! Oh and he looks exactly the same has he had for a very long time now… Someone left the imagination hats at home again:(
Wait… it gets better! Take a gander at the mage pet-
Oh wait… that’s our friend Ryan. Here’s the mage pet-
Ok, so this guys isn’t so bad, and in fact he looks sort of cool, but he sure as hell isn’t a mage. He is a tank, and he is super loud, which at first I thought was really cute, but now it is annoying, and he keeps getting in everyone’s way during raids! He really needs to go.
Here are a few mobs already in game that could easily replace these since they don’t seem to want to make new pets for us-
Frost Maiden’s could easily be a tank or an air pet, but I think they would do better as a tank. I liked the purple monkey too, he was actually my favorite pet of all. How about a dragon type creature? He could easily tank too, or if you use the ghostly version he could be an air pet, or if you make him look like fire he could be a mage (not on fire, but made of fire). I do like the frost maidens and would be a good counterpart to the new necro tank pets.
Please stop hating on us conjurors! We promise not to use the wire hangers, and we don’t care if necros are your favorite as long as we get even a small amount of attention! Stop beating us like a red headed step child! When will our prince come?